华盛顿邮报搞了一个比赛，要求写两行押韵的诗......

茄子煲

新客户广告位
更多广告请点击
中文黄页

华盛顿邮报搞了一个比赛，要求写两行押韵的诗，第一行能多浪漫就多浪漫，第二行能多不浪漫就多不浪漫，以下是一些入选作品

* V. j4 v8 G4 v1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
1 h' p6 x: r! m, ~6 W- RMarrying you has screwed up my life
6 n+ l# @: O; j9 f6 E1 K我的心肝，我的挚爱，我美丽的贤妻，
$ A5 y5 e$ G8 x+ X9 a( y我这辈子就毁在你手里。
2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
你的容颜依稀入梦境，
于是我在尖叫中惊醒。
3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
$ N. `2 p- l/ JThis describes everything you are not.
善良、聪慧、多情而性感，
可惜这些你一条都不占。
4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
5 X3 U" Q0 I8 Y( q* NBut I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.
爱是上天赐福，爱情多么美好，
  b8 Y( Y) C% G) M, g可我与你同眠只是因为喝高。
" v1 r% p& m1 L. `4 @3 b5. I thought that I could love no other
8 s" B3 Y8 Y% A. j1 ^) p8 m-- that is until I met your brother.
曾以为一生只爱你一个
, \' H: d* q9 q, {  a直到遇见你的二表哥。
$ L, @3 L: q; [6 s6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
3 l& [  z2 t2 V% d娇艳的紫罗兰，鲜红的玫瑰，甜蜜的糖，就像你一样美。
但紫罗兰会凋谢，玫瑰会枯黄，糖碗空空如也，和你的脑袋一样。
7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
+ c& F; Z' i+ K) O  n. V8 \; FBut don't take that paper bag off your face.
- b: t' T( x" E7 X我渴望你温柔的拥抱，
+ b. L7 H- |/ }5 f7 W但别把你脸上的面具摘掉。
+ u% d. o) m! u. W1 j  G8 q8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
  u" |" @/ t9 j8 n我爱你的明眸，你的脸庞，你的微笑，
8 M. z5 }; h* N! i; P" Z1 @/ I8 e妈的，我真是说谎不打草稿！
9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
爱人啊，你简直让我窒息，
你在哪沾上的一身臭气？
6 [6 V" i2 `8 q9 o4 J/ y- O# F10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go to hell."
" y, G: ^& z  `* @  I( D我对你的深情无法付诸言语，
. j. S; `4 ~4 e3 i" X6 u. R8 G# r除了一句“滚一边去”！
11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
# N7 X! e" A, DTwo parts vodka, one part lime.
是什么激发了我多情的诗篇？
伏特加两杯，酸柠檬一片。